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Chainsaw Stevo
[Scene: Someguy's front porch]
Stevo: Hey, Allison, come here. I got something for you.
Allison: What?
*Stevo pulls out a razor blade and brings the dull edge across her arm*
Allison: AAAAAAAAA! Stevo, cut that out
Stevo: Hehehe.
*two days later*
[fade to Gil's house]
Gil: Hey, Stevo, that was not cool what you did to Allison.
Stevo: What do you mean?
Gil: I'll tell you.....
[fade back to front porch]
Stevo: Hey, Allison, come here. I got something for you.
Allison: What?
*Stevo reaches into his pockets and pulls out a chainsaw that starts up automaticallly
Stevo laughs maniacally*
Stevo: Now, I will kill you! Gya ha ha!
*Stevo tries to slice her in half*
Stevo (voice over): Oh, come on.
Gil (voice over): It's true. And then....
Stevo: GYA HA HA!! I WILL KILL YOU!!!
*Gil's hand appears and grabs the chainsaw. He picks Stevo off the ground as heroic
music plays*
Gil: Not yet, Stevo.
Stevo: It's Gil!
*Gil grabs the chain and causes it to break. He then breaks the chainsaw in two. Gil
beats Stevo to the ground and applies the figure four, causing Stevo to pass out
from pain in two seconds*
Gil: I will not let you cause harm to this young beautiful woman!
Allison: That was wanderful, Gil.
Gil: Ah, it was nothing.
*Allison hugs Gil and they kiss each other*
[fade to present]
Stevo: Um, I don't think it happened like that.
Gil: Well, it was pretty close to that, man.
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