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A Use for Yamcha
by Animal and Ed
"A Use for Yamcha" by Animal and Ed
The story thus far: The Z fighters have no more battles left to
win, and are forced to move to the city and seek work. Piccolo
has managed to find a high-paying job as the mascot for The
Nameks, a local NLB expansion team. The guys move in next door
to Yamcha in an apartment building, and are currently roomates
until the rest of them can find gainful employment. Raditz has
joined them, having been resurrected so that he could babysit Trunks.
[scene: Piccolo's apartment around the dinner table]
Goku: Yeah, I remember that, Tien. You were able to keep Cell at
bay with those mind blasts. Now your turn, Gohan.
Gohan: I remember the day I fought Cell and became even greater
than a super saiyan.
*shows scene of Gohan killing Cell*
Gohan: Yeah, it was tough, but somehow I won.
Krillin: Okay, now your turn, Piccolo.
Piccolo: I'll say my greatest contribution was how I killed Raditz.
Raditz: Oh, please, Namek. You got a lucky shot in. That's all.
Piccolo: Yeah, well I can do that again. Hey, what have you ever
done for the earth? Huh?
Raditz: Oh, please. Why would I try to save this miserable planet?
Krillin: Guys, guys. Okay, your turn, Goku.
Goku: Hmmm.... Well, I say that my best showing was that final
battle against Frieza.
*shows scene from battle with Frieza, were Goku killed Frieza*
Goku: Yeah, he was tough, but I made him pay for his crimes.
Krillin: Okay, now it's your turn, Yamcha.
Yamcha: Er.... uh...... well, there was this one time..... uh,
hey, anyone remember my "Power of the Wolf" technique that saved
the day?
Goku: ...Power of the Wolf...Power of the Wolf...Um, not
really...sorry Yamcha...
Krillin: Uh...nope, doesn't ring a bell...
Piccolo: Sorry Yamcha...Never heard of it.
Krillin: Refresh my memory?
Yamcha: Oh, well, I guess..... uh.....
Vegeta: Oh, come on, you weakling. You never did anything great.
You were just one of those guys who were just there. You are so
pathetic. Unlike me; I am the greatest warrior in the Universe,
and I destroyed that android that was sucking Kakarot's energy.
You, however, have done nothing.
Goku: Hey, Vegeta, be quiet!
Yamcha: No, it's true. *sniffles* I am totally useless to you.
*runs to his room with tears in his eyes*
Goku: Hey, come on, Yamcha, we all love you.
Vegeta: *laughs* Speak for yourself, Kakarot.
Piccolo: Be quiet, or sleep somewhere else tonight.
Vegeta: *becomes enraged, but thinks better of speaking out*
Oh, very well.
Goku: Hmmmm..... Yamcha is feeling pretty bad now.
Piccolo: Listen Goku, I got a plan. *whispers*
Goku: Okay, let's do it.
[scene shifts to Goku, Krillin, Yamcha, and Bulma walking down the street]
Yamcha: I don't get why you think this walk around town is gonna
make me feel useful.
Goku: Come on, I'm sure it will make you feel a little bit better.
*Zarbon, a minion of the defeated Frieza appears*
Zarbon: Now, Goku, I will destroy you and your pathetic friends.
Goku: Just try it!
*Goku and Zarbon fight. Goku gets knocked back*
Goku: Ouch, that hurt.
Krillin: Hang on, Goku, I'll help you!
*Krillin charges Zarbon, only to get blasted and thrown back*
Yamcha: Um, now I'm sure we can work this out.
Zarbon: Don't be a fool. I came for the woman. Her intelligence
will help make me the strongest fighter in existance and with
Frieza gone, I'll rule the universe!!!
Bulma: Heeeeeeeelp, Yamcha!
Yamcha: If Goku and Krillin can't beat him, how can I?
Bulma: Yaaaaaaamchaaaaaaa!
Yamcha: You can't do that to her. AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
*charges Zarbon and pummels him*
Yamcha: Here's a move I haven't used in years... POWER OF THE WOLF!!!!!
*Yamcha powers up and totally destroys Zarbon*
Yamcha: Woah, what happened?
Bulma: You.... you saved me. You're my hero!
*Goku and Krillin get up*
Krillin and Goku: Huh? What?
Krillin: Yamcha saved the day.
Yamcha: I did? I did! Yeah!
Goku: See, you ARE useful after all.
*tears of joy come down Yamcha's face*
Goku: Now you take Bulma home. We need a few minutes to
recooperate from that vicious attack.
Yamcha: Okay. Guys...you be careful, it's dangerous around here!
*flies off*
Goku: Hey, thanks, Zarbon.
Zarbon: Hey, no problem, guys.
Krillin: That looked so real!
Zarbon: Well, thanks a lot Krillin. Listen, I gotta get back to
work, so uh...
Krillin: Okay. Here's the money we promised you.
*Krillin hands him $100*
Zarbon: Hey, thanks. Well, I'll be seeing you. *flies off*
[shifts back to Piccolo's apartment]
Vegeta: That's absurd. You defeated Zarbon and Kakarot couldn't?
Yamcha: Yep. I blasted him into non-existance.
*Goku and Krillin walk in*
Vegeta: Kakarot, is what he says true?
Goku: Yep, every word.
Vegeta: How is that possible!?!? *slams his fists on the coffee table*
*Goku looks at Piccolo and winks*
THE END
