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[Scene: The Sit 'n Spit (bleachers in the softball field)]
Gil: Stevo, you're making a big mistake.
Stevo: No I'm not.
Gil: Yes you are. Trust me, one day you're gonna regret
walking out on the football team.
Stevo: That's my choice. I'm leaving and that's final.
Gil: You'll regret it. One day, you're gonna be miserable
cause you never beat Greensboro.
Stevo: I can make my peace with it.
*15 years pass*
*Stevo is asleep, and wakes up in a cold sweat*
Stevo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Girl: Hey, Stevo, are you alright?
Stevo: *gasp* No.
Girl: Come back to bed. We'll just cuddle up and.......
*Stevo's friend Ed rushes in*
Ed: What's wrong?
Stevo: Ed, my life is not complete.
Ed: Why not? You got everything you could want. Millions of
dollars, a big house, you're very popular throughout the
entire country, you have a beautiful wife, good friends.
What more could you want?
Stevo: *crying* I........ I........ I NEVER BEAT GREENSBORO!
*Stevo's girl and Ed stand there in shock*
Ed: Dude, that's bad.
*Image of Gil laughing appears in Stevo's head *
Image of Gil: *echoing* You..... never........ beat...... Greens......
boro...... boro....... boro....... Ha...... ha...... ha........
Never....... beat...... Greensboro....... ha.... ha...... ha....
Ed: Are you okay, man?
Stevo: I..... I.... think I'll make it.
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