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{Scene: A video game store}

*Stevo and Ed walk in*

Stevo: Hey, Ed, this'll only take a minute.

Ed: Okay.

*Stevo walks up to counter*

Store Owner: Hey, how ya doin'?

Stevo: This memory card you sold me doesn't work.

Owner: It don't work?

Stevo: Yeah, it don't work, old man, now ya gonna fix it?

Owner: OLD MAN?!

Stevo: DAMMIT, old timer, I wanna know, you gonna fix it or not?

Owner: That's it.

*owner hops counter*

Owner: PREPARE FOR THESE OLD FLABBY GUNS TO TEACH YOU A LESSON IN RESPECT,
       SONNY!!

*owner swings and misses. Stevo counterattacks with a roundhouse punch that
knocks the owner to the ground*

Stevo: I guess not, huh? Oh, well, I'll take one.

*Stevo takes a new memory card and walks out of the store* 







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