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Thuh Mafia bit
[Cut to a restaurant named Le Belle de Tacheau. Kenny
owns it. Stevo is there with Gil and Ed. Stevo is dressed like
a mob boss. Stevo raises his whiskey glass.]
Stevo: Listen up. Everyone gets a two inch thick delmonico and
a bottle of JD. Waitress, put it on my tab.
[Everyone cheers except for K-dog, who is chewing his
fingernails and sweating profusely. He takes a deep breath and
slowly approaches Stevo. Stevo is telling jokes and entertaining
everyone with stories about K-dog.]
Stevo: Hey, watch this.
[K-dog slowly approaches Stevo's table]
Stevo: This whiskey is a little skunky, don't you think, Gil?
Gil: Why, yes, I believe it is.
[Stevo throws a glass of JD in the face of K-dog. Everyone
laughs.]
Stevo: Oh, Kenneth, I did not see you there, I do apologize.
K-dog: Uh...ih... Mr. Stevo, I mean you no disrespect, sir,
but I would appreciate it if you would uh... Pay your \$15,000
tab.
[The restaraunt goes dead silent]
Stevo: ....No disrespect? You trying to make me look like some
sort of deadbeat asshole in front of my friends?
K-dog: It is \$15,000 you owe me, you are a deadbeat asshole. Pay
up or get out. Ihh....
Stevo: You're absolutely right. I apologize. Let me just...
[Stevo reaches into his jacket] get my checkbook.
[Stevo pulls out a gun and shoots K-dog in the foot.]
K-dog: Oooooooooooooooooooh!
Stevo: NOBODY talks to me like that, tryin' to ruin my
reputation! Dance you filthy bastard.
[Stevo shoots K-dog several times in the feet and K-dog is
carted off in a ambulance]
[5 years later, Stevo muscles K-dog out of the deed to the
restaraunt and made it a private hangout. He hired K-dog to
work for him. Stevo and his gang are playing cards.]
Stevo: Hey, you filthy, roundmouth bastard, bring me a salty dog.
K-dog: Who, me?
Stevo: You see any other filthy, roundmouth bastards in here?
[Everyone laughs]
K-dog: Go fuck yourself.
Ed: You're gonna just let him get away with that?
Gil: What's this world coming to?
[dead silence]
Stevo: I'll show you what this world is coming to.
[Stevo pulls out his gun and shoots K-dog in the forehead.]
Gil: OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED HIM!
Stevo: Hey, Hey, I'm sorry. I didn't like him anyway.
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