"The worst mistake you make is when you're born into the world."
-- Langston Shaw --
"Skibbity bop, Skibbity bee."
-- Woodrow the janitor --
"I like to see the size of the slug I'm after, before I step on him."
-- John "Hannibal Smith --
"The reaper is always one step behind me."
-- Shadow --
"Miss Pachel as you all know, was the inventer of the statiophonic oxygenetic
amplifiagraphaphonidelaverberator. Kinda hard to imagine the world before we
had them isn't it?"
-- Rufus --
"Never yodel on the toilet during an electrical storm."
-- George Carlin --
"From now on, speak to me as if your very life depended on your words pleasing me."
-- some dude on Kenshin --
"You're the disease, I'm the cure"
-- Rambo --
"I can teach you 100 moves and make you a good fighter, or I can teach you six and make you a great fighter."
-- Bruce Lee --
"On a scale from one to awesome, I'm super great."
-- Strong Bad --
"It amazes me how every time you open your mouth you prove to me you're an idiot."
--Vegeta--
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence you tried."
-- Thuh Bull --
"The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept."
-- George Carlin --
"Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is really really dumb and stupid."
-- Strong Bad --
"Attack me if you dare, I will crush you."
-- Ken --
"Everyone gets sick the first time they kill someone. Unfortunately, killing is one of those things that gets easier the more you do it."
-- Solid Snake --
"When you think about it, electricity is really just organized lightning."
-- George Carlin --
