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{scene: a taekwando dojo}
Rowe: Alright. Black Belt Club, we're gonna go over form. You basic
club guys, uh, just kick the bags or something. Just..... don't
bother me.
Stevo: Ya know, Ed, we ain't getting a whole lot of training in basic club.
Ed: Yeah, I mean, we didn't throw down a few thousand dollars, but we're
still students.
Stevo: Why I'd like to fight that stupid Rowe one on one. I bet I could
beat him too.
Ed: Um, Steve...
Stevo: I'd kick him in the belly and have him on the ground crying.
Ed: STEVE!!!
Stevo: What?
Rowe: You wanna fight me, huh?
Stevo: Well, uh, yes.
Rowe: Get outta my dojo. You too Ed.
Ed: But I didn't...
Rowe: Just get outta here. You basic clubbers just waste my time anyway.
Steve: We're gonna get you for this....
*they leave*
{at mob hideout}
Mob boss: So, Eddie, Stevie Boy, why did you quit taekwando anyway?
Steve: Cause our former teacher told us we were a waste of his
time and to get out of his dojo.
Ed: All cause we didn't join the Black Belt club.
Mob boss: Oh he did, did he? Boys, let's pay this Rowe a little visit.
{scene: outside the taekwando building}
Rowe: Gee. Things have been rough. I got ruffed up by these mobsters, I lost
my wife and my car..... Life's starting to go downhill. Well, at least I got...
{yells come from inside the dojo}
Rowe: Huh? What's that?
Stevo: PAIN...... Does not exist in this dojo. DOES IT?
class: NO SENSEI!!
Stevo: FEAR..... Does not......
{Rowe comes to window and is horrified to see Stevo with a black belt
teaching his former class. He looks up to see a big mural of Steve where
the ancient symbols and such were. On the floor, instead of the songahm star,
there's a big cobra instead}
Ed: Ah, may I help you?
Rowe: Um, what's going on in my dojo?
Ed: Your dojo? This is our dojo.
Rowe: Weren't you and him once basic club members here?
Ed: Yeah, but now we have washed our hands of your ATA and we now have....
THE ASSHOLE'S COBRA KAI DOJO!!!!!!!!!
Rowe: WHAT?! How did you get this place?!
Ed: Oh, we got connections....
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