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Seppuku
[Stevo and Ed stand in a desolate, desert area somewhere in
Japan each armed with mystical swords Stevo's hand is bleeding.]
ED:I'm am sorry dude...I cannot ley you do it. I can't watch
my best friend destroy himself!
STEVO:But I must! I have disgraced myself by being cut at the
edge of my own blade! And Ed, you must help me. If you don't
decapitate me the instant I plunge this sword into my gullet,
I may cry out, and lose face!
ED:[appears to be pondering, stressed and worried] No! I simply cannot!
STEVO: What kind of a best friend are you!?
[Ed hangs his head in shame]
STEVO:Damn it!!!!
[Stevo charges Ed blade-in-hand, they struggle for the sword,
eventually Ed takes the sword.]
ED: Nooooooooooo!
[Stevo drops to his knees, covering his face in shame]
ED:.............Stevo, don'cha think we're actin kinda weird?
STEVO:............[appears to be thinking].....yeah, I guess so...hehe
[Ed and Stevo laugh heartily in a very Japanese way and the credits roll]
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