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Tacoplex
[Scene: The Tacoplex, in Atlanta, Ga]
Instructor: Okay, you have 2 hours. Good luck.
*people start writing*
*3 hours later*
Instructor: Well, Kenny, you failed your first examination, but
since we have a reputation of nobody failing, we'll let you take
it again.
Kenny: oooooooh ooooooooh oooooooooooooooooooooooh.
Instructor: Now we've made it a little easier, so I know you'll pass.
*2 hours later*
Instructor: Okay, Kenny, you still failed. We're gonna make this
a little easier.
*2 weeks later*
Art Donovan: Kenny, just make a friggin taco and you pass.
*Kenny somehow screws up in making the taco*
Art Donovan: Why did I volunteer to give out the test to the
stupid ones?
Kenny: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!
Donovan: Okay, try this.
*sets up a table with lettuce, cheese, meat, and ravioli*
Donovan: Now just tell me which of these does NOT belong on a taco.
Kenny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh cheese?
Donovan: DAMN, KENNY, how stupid can you get? Now, we'll try
this once more.
*sets up a table with a taco shell and a bottle of whiskey*
Donovan: Now which of these doesn't belong on a taco?
Kenny: Oooooh, the shell, dawg, cause the shell IS da taco.
Donovan: You know, Kenny, you're a real moron. That's good, you
pass, just get out of here.
Kenny: *gets on table* Ooooh! Go Kenny. Go Kenny. Go go go go.
Go Kenny......
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